Yes, I know it is a Thursday and that drinking a whole bottle of wine is immoderate, but it is not every day that you buy a house. Actually we have only exchanged contracts, but we complete tomorrow and that is cause enough for a) a celebration; and b) drinking irresponsibly. Why, then, do I feel a bit low and unsettled? Probably because it is Change and everyone knows that Change is Bad. Tomorrow, though, I will be excited. Maybe.
Anyway, this crab apple wine is no different to any other crab apple. That, I recognise, is not the most eloquent of descriptions.